Sunday, July 27, 2008

sedak wes tengok berito di tv9,, huhu dekat di hati




Kota Bahru Hotels - All Satisfying

The state capital of Kelantan, Malaysia, Kota Bahru is full of wonderful sights, be it modern or ancient ones. Lively nightlife, fabulous shopping arcades, palatable cuisines and royal museums, all are available at the doorstep where you stay there. With a traditional Malay Culture and modern architecture, this city looks like any of the east coast cities.

However you have variety of entertainment media available in the city which prolong your stay over here. Istana Batu, a royal museum comprises of many royal arts and artifacts that interest people a lot. Many evidences of Royal articles, structures and opulent jewels that belonged to former sultan are on display in this museum. For shopping you can head towards the New Central Market where all sort of items in their latest fashion and of daily uses are available. The palace Istana Balai Besar is something which attracts the crowd of visitor everyday. It is famous for handicrafts. You can buy many rare items from the village of Kampung Kraftangan. However, one more aspect without which all attractions of the city will hardly have any meaning is the place for staying.

Kota Bahru deserves appreciation for satisfying the visitors completely at this front too. Crystal Lodge Kota Bahru, Hotel Perdana, New Pacific Hotel and several others are part of the bunch of excellent accommodations in the city. Their hotels are equipped with all sorts of amenities to provide you full relaxation.

For more information on Malaysia visit : http://www.stayresmalaysia.com/hotel-kota-bahru.htm

Author is an associate editor of Stayresmalaysia. The website offers exclusive information of Kota Bahru Hotels and Kuala LumPur Hotels. We also provide online hotel reservation of hotels in Malaysia.


Monday, July 21, 2008

hahahahha
mmg doh tp idah suka dgr ore kecek kelate hok duk kl pas2 boar ore trlompong dgr..hahhahaha..jgn jadi mek salmoh dr scotland sudaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh:
adow jugop perkatae kelat ye menggambarke sikap atau keadaan ore tuh contoh :

kkuca bojeng - keadaan dimana seseorang itu menghadapi masalah seperti masalah ute kow, keno hambat bbini sebak nok kawin lain kow. ataupun banyok masalah kijo dop setel.

sekok sebok - raso nok maroh ye melampau sebab tengok telenovela maso scene hero hok macho tahap dewo atau pun heroin hok come sapa tok ingak dunia keno kenak ko jjahak.

takong air matow - keadae bilo tengok drama korea masow scene sedih tahap otromen. maso tuh meme suasano sekeliling pom sunyi jah raso.:D:D:D
ayat2 keras sket
...........................

nim`bok = tumbuk
go`coh = bergaduh
nye`pak = sepak
nge`jek = lebih kurg mcm sepak jgk la...
woh kecing anjing....... = tk tau la lagu mana..... hahahhahaha

hahhahha

Mari Blajar Kecek Kelate..

sapo2 hok tau bahasa kelate pekat tu kongsi la..
ambo pun nk tau jugok ni..
skali nge contoh penggunaan ayat dio tu deh :D
hehehe..

ambo start dulu deh :D

loleh = lembab (lambat)
cth: olos mu ni.. loleh sungguh! = ala ko ni lambat tol la

ghoghak = x aman
cth: rumah tangganya x aman = rumah tangganya ghoghak

Remaja zaman sekarang?

Akum, mari bercakap tentang remaja sekarang ni, maybe dah basi dah cite ni tp kawe terpanggil bila kawe tertengok video clip yg mana bdk perempuan kena belasah pastu keno katok dgn batu atas palo sapa mati. Astafirfullahazim, terkejut kawe tgk, katanya ini berlaku di malaysia n negeri jiran kita. Kawe xle nak kata apa just kejut jer, malah kawe heran bakpo ore jante loni dayus sgt, ckit2 bawak geng malah belasah ore puan pun bawak geng. Apa hok pok2 dia pk samapi bole amik nyawa ore sesuka hati, mana letaknya akal n agama ore loni. Ni kes bunuh, tak kiro lg kes video klip seks ore kito sendiri. Kawe blh kata hari2 rampas hpn stdnt, mesti ada video clip 2, paling ckit pun 10 vc dlm satu hp. Sumpah kawe cakap, naik muak tgk VC 2, tp bakpo koho banyak VC ore kito. sakit palo, rakyat kelate rakyat hok come, dok negeri serambi mekoh tp bakpo perangai ore kito supo dgn ore KL n ore putih doh. Hai, nak kiamat doh barangkali. Naumzubillah.

anak zaman loni

o Tanda-tanda anda bayi tahun 80-an:

kita membesar dgn menonton G-Force,
Transformers, Thundercats,
Silver Hawk, Woody Woodpecker, Chipmunks
n Mickey Mouse.
Not to forget Ninja Turtles, Mask,
Smurfs dan Voltron.

berus gigi time waktu rehat kat skolah
rendah?...hmm, mesti pegang cawan
warna-warni kan. mencangkung kat tepi parit dgn
classmates semua kat seblah...

ingat tak, misi kat skolah masuk kelas dgn list
dentist appointment.
Pastu bunyi gigi member kite kene gerudi kat bilik
sebelah. ada gigi yang
berlubang, kene laa tampal.

ni sure korang igt...program minum susu di skolah.
nak galakkan budak2 time
tuh minum susu. sekotak 30 sen jek beb...

cikgu2 kalau nak denda, mesti guna pembaris
panjang warna kuning tu. pukul
tapak tangan...kan?

semangkuk mi sup ke, mihun sup ke, 50 sen jek
kat kantin.

time skolah menengah, korang sure beli kasut
skolah Bata BM Turbo atau Pallas Jazz.
ada yang suka kasut high-cut yang buatan china
tu...ada yang suka stoking
tebal laaa...

internet? email? Menda alah ape tu?

CD? ape tu? kaset tape penah laa dgr..
Tiket wayang pun 5 inggit je.

kite pegi kedai runcit, beli Chickerdis, Mamee ,
Kum Kum, UFO, O-Ya, Ding
Dang chocolate balls yang ada mainan kat dlm die,
'telur' keras warna warni, 'rokok' chewing gum,
KIKI Bubble Gum.
tak dilupakan, 'Ti Kam'.
bile dah abih exam, main Monopoly la, Donkey la,
Happy Family laa dlm class.

tapi bunyi loceng laa yang paling best skali.
boleh beli aiskrim ngan apek
kat luar skola tuh...

lagi satu loceng masa nak pegi rehat. tinggal kan
keje skolah, jom kita
pegi makan. budak2 yg dpt Rancangan Makanan
Tambahan (RMT) mesti kluar awal.

lagi satu yang seronok mase time Pendidikan
Jasmani, PJ. main bola laa,
rounders laa...

permainan kegemaran, main guli, batu seremban,
penutup botol, batang
aiskrim, 'Pepsi Cola one-two-three', 'Police &
Sentry', main kejar2 duduk...

kita hilangkan dahaga dgn aiskrim 10 sen. yang
tube aiskrim, ada byk2 color tu.
kalau nak makan, kene patahkan kat tengah2
die!

lipat kertas kecik2, pastuh buat lastik. hmmm..ni
pun kita main dulu ni.
baling2 kapur laa.

hmm...budak2 skarang,
bagi diorg, diorg mane penah dgr lagu
'We Are the World, We Are the Children...'
dan lagu 'Uptown Girl' yang diorg
tau,
yg Westlife nyanyi....bkn Billy Joel nyanyi...

bagi diorg, ada satu je Jerman kat dunia ni,
dan ade satu je Vietnam.

AIDS wujud sejak diorg lahir.

CD pun wujud time diorg lahir.

Michael Jackson dah putih dah time tu.

Diorg percaya Spiderman dgn Incredible Hulk tu
filem2 baru.

Diorg tak bley bayangkan skrin hitam putih utk
sebuah komputer.

Diorg tak penah tau pun 'Atari' dgn 'Game &
Watch'.

Diorg tak percaya penah ada TV hitam putih...
dan diorg skarang tak reti nak
switch on TV kalau xde remote control.

dan diorg tak paham macam mane kite boleh
survive dkt universiti tanpa
handphone...

hmm...jom kite check, kite ni dah tua ke:

1. korg paham ape yang korang baca kat atas ni,
dan korg sure tersenyum

2. kebanyakan member2 skolah menengah kite
dah kawin

3. korg sure pelik bile nengok bdak2 kecik main
komputer, selamba je

4. kita geleng kepala bile nengok bdak2 skolah
menengah guna handphone

5. kita dah tak byk sembang2 dgn member melalui
telefon lagi setiap hari

6. bile jumpe member lame dari semasa ke
semasa, seronok bile bersembang
pasal cerite2 lame, cerite2 kelakar yang kite
alami mase dulu time kecik2,
nakal2 dulu...

7. last skali, bile dah bace testimonial ni, korang akan
terpikir utk forwardkan dkt member2 lame korg.
Sure diorg suke punye
laa...hehehe


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